December 2011
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
Trying to converse with adults:
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Me: Hi. Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE? HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE? DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS? YOU SHOULD GET A JOB. I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING. GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
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When attractive people make ugly faces it just... →
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But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:
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I’ve been thinking about how to start this entry. Honestly, magulo pa talaga isip ko kaya please bear with me for this post. Before anything, I will be honest to tell you that I already know na no matter what I say meron mga ibang tao will frown upon the idea that I am blogging this. Ok lang…
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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Math Problem.
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ONE DAY I WILL HAVE A LIFE →
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BUT NOT TODAY!
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my sister really, really hates when Christmas... →
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so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
wrapped that box
put that box in a bigger box
taped that box shut
wrapped the big box
wrapped it again in tissue paper
put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
and put a bow on...